April 2009
7 posts
“Do you know where I can cash in a raggety platter?”
– Crazy lady
“Is that a college chick with a wheelbarrow? I like it!”
– Bran
“Cut yourself a freshy, holmes.”
– Bobby
“I had uhhh… My pee smells like bacon.”
– Bran
“But seriously… The shit… Out of her.”
– Emery
“Magic Johnson totally made AIDS trendy.”
– Mike Burke
T strategy #26
When boarding an inbound train at Brookline Village during rush hour, stand next to a commuter sitting and wearing scrubs. They’ll most likely be getting off at Longwood, in which case you can take their seat.
March 2009
6 posts
“We will wed one day. Don’t look at me like that. I will choke you!”
– Nasty
Nasty: I'm headin' down to Florida for a week. You wanna come? Got some honeydips waitin' for me down there that'll love ya!
Me: Yeah, I don't think I'm gonna make it. Bring 'em back here with ya.
Nasty: I'm gonna be honest. I don't really care about women when I'm done with 'em.
Me: Wow.
“Fahk yeah! Tuhn up that boombox, ked. You’ll get ‘em!”
– Fellow commuter
