Do you know where I can cash in a raggety platter?
Crazy lady
Do you know where I can cash in a raggety platter?
Is that a college chick with a wheelbarrow? I like it!
Cut yourself a freshy, holmes.
I had uhhh… My pee smells like bacon.
But seriously… The shit… Out of her.
Magic Johnson totally made AIDS trendy.
When boarding an inbound train at Brookline Village during rush hour, stand next to a commuter sitting and wearing scrubs. They’ll most likely be getting off at Longwood, in which case you can take their seat.
We will wed one day. Don’t look at me like that. I will choke you!